Sehr geehrte Designer des E36 328i Kühlsystem,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/09/2014 at 18:47 • Filed to: e36 issues

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Bitte gehen Sie zu Ihrem nächsten Rosenbusch. Suchen Sie den Stamm mit der größten Dornen auf sie. Sobald Sie es gefunden haben, schneiden Sie ihn aus dem Busch. Nun nehmen, dass Stamm und schieben es auf deinen Schwanz Loch.

Danke,
Arch Duke Maxyenko

Mathias Rios > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:49

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Holy German.

Ein Pommes Bitte

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:50

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Kein Rosenbusch am Winter..

Und das ist gut.

hollanddjw 1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Ow.

Z_Stig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Sounds damned painful!

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Such language. Many insult. So mean. Wow.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Well that's a bit harsh yeah? Is the cooling on the 328i really THAT bad?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mathias Rios 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Verwenden Sie Google Übersetzer

Mochimaster > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Ouch.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/09/2014 at 18:51

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Yes

Z_Stig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:54

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Have you gotten a metal impeller water pump yet?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Z_Stig 01/09/2014 at 18:57

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Yes, just replaced the one that was in there as it had gone bad. I was burping the system after replacing it today.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:58

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Das übersetzer von zu besuchen ist nicht perfekten.. ja? ;)

AM3R > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 18:59

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Thanks, this was a great way to break out the ol' German skills.

And yikes

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/09/2014 at 19:00

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non

Mathias Rios > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 19:04

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Frau

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 19:04

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Just for fun, let's see what google translate makes of this.

Vi hadde gått langt, og lenger enn langt. Men så plutselig så vi en oase, en oase med vann og hamburgere. Vi er reddet tenkte vi. Så oppdaget vi at stedet var drevet av en klovn, og hans navn var Ronald.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/09/2014 at 19:06

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Type text or a website address or translate a document.

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We had gone far, and farther than far. But then suddenly we saw an oasis, an oasis with water and burgers. We are saved we thought. Then we discovered that the place was run by a clown, and his name was Ronald

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn 01/09/2014 at 19:07

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SOON

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 19:08

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Damn.. Google Translate actually translated something.. That's impressive.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/09/2014 at 19:10

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Anapata bora kila siku

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 19:13

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That's the ONLY saying in Swahili I actually know :)

Fookin' Prawns > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 20:11

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I lol'd.

Eazy-O > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 21:28

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Heee :D My rusty German seems to yet again stay the test of time! Enough to come from this story wincing, anyway...

153624 - Straight Six > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 21:34

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Funny, I bought the composite one and it's been working fine. I heard that they really improved the composites after 1998.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 153624 - Straight Six 01/09/2014 at 22:46

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The new composites seem nice, but there weren't any available. And the composites are different than plastic, which suck. You seem to need Oppoship, I'll fetch you a mod.

153624 - Straight Six > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 23:09

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Interesting. I believed I got mine from Turner as a part of a cooling system overhaul kit after my plastic one disintegrated. If you went aftermarket (not sure if BMW sells metal pumps) then I believe the Stewart one flows something like 30% better than OEM.

Also, thanks! It'd be nice to be out of the grey.

Party-vi > 153624 - Straight Six 01/09/2014 at 23:14

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You're out of the grey and can post on Oppo. Also I'm not sure what pump I had installed but I upgraded my water pump to a metal impeller design as soon as I got my E46.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2014 at 23:24

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I am now having flashbacks to when my Landy kept overheating randomly and it turned out that some dunce had installed a plastic impeller water pump on it in rebuild. HATE.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 153624 - Straight Six 01/09/2014 at 23:25

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I got a metal one from NAPA today, some European brand.

153624 - Straight Six > Party-vi 01/09/2014 at 23:45

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Thank you! I think the stock E46 pump is usually good enough since it uses the new design. BMW had some silly ideas about being environmentally conscious in at early 90's- thus grey bumpers and side skirts on early E36s and crappy plastic water pumps.

Supposedly the grey bumper was so you could easily replace it with the bumper from any other e36 in case you were in an accident. They're actually painted the colour of the car underneath the grey coating.

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 00:15

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Pfft. At this point, I just expect components to die on my car. Just might as well put away some money for the next part I need to buy. Wouldn't that be nice.

Z_Stig > 153624 - Straight Six 01/10/2014 at 00:40

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Germany as whole had some wacky environmental ideas back then lol

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/10/2014 at 01:56

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Germans + coolant = bad idea.

- Owner of Terrible Ideas.